| 10. |
Start acting only moderately
insane |
| 9. |
Vow to keep the bathing
suit competition in the Miss Iraq contest |
| 8. |
Claim it was his wife,
Hillary, not he, who made all decisions concerning the Whitewater land
deal |
| 7. |
Move to New York and become
a courteous, well-groomed cab driver |
| 6. |
Star in new sitcom "Husseinfeld" |
| 5. |
Assassinate Hootie and
seize control of the Blowfish |
| 4. |
Turn Kuwait into the world's
biggest Starbucks Coffee Bar |
| 3. |
Appear in one of those
milk mustache ads [photo of Saddam with a milk mustache] |
| 2. |
Put a warhead in his pants
and blow his ass to Neptune |
| 1. |
Nail one of them Baghdad
hookers |