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Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich
doesn't do it any more.
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Driving a car doesn't always sound like
fun.
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The average ten-year-old doesn't have
a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.
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Being bad is no longer cool.
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You have friends who have kids.
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Saturday mornings are for sleeping.
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You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's
playland.
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Your parents' jokes are now funny.
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You were scared of the Darlecks.
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You have owned, and since disowned Michael
Jackson's Thriller.
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Christmas starts to piss you off.
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You would rather wear your dirty clothes
again, 'cause mom is not there to do your laundry anymore.
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Two words: parachute pants
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Naps are good.
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Hitting girls is no longer considered
flirting.
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You have once deemed Space Invaders as
"The best game ever".
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When you know that the machines in gas
station bathrooms don't dispense balloons.
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When things go wrong, you can't just yell,
"Do-over!"
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Playboy's Playmate of the month is younger
than you.
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The only thing in your cereal box is...cereal.
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You actually buy scarves, gloves, and
sunscreen.
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Your idea of fun parties now include Chips
'n' Salsa and Snapple.
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You leave concerts and ballgames early
to beat the crowd.
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You WANT clothes for Christmas.
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You don't want a Camaro because of the
insurance premiums.
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You remember when Saturday Night Live
was funny.
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You've bought an album on vinyl.
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You have sung "Goodies. Goody, goody Yum
yum"
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You remember seeing Star Wars when it
first came out.
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You read the "if you were born on this
day in 1976 you are of legal age to buy alcohol" sign at the liquor store
and recall attending a high school dance on that date.
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You look in the surveillance camera monitor
at the convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the counter
with the bald spot, and then realize it is a shot of you from behind.
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