Assorted Motor-Related Jokes
 
 
 
A Lady went into parts department and asked for a longer dipstick because she could'nt reach the oil with the one she'd got!
Did you hear about the army PE instructor with the personal plate 'HUP 234'? 
 Wife's freind 'What did your husband say about you crashing the car?'
Wife 'Shall I leave out the four letter words?'
Wife's freind 'Please do'
Wife 'Absolutely nothing'
Driver and hitch-hiker in car at 80 mph
Hitch-hiker 'Do you always drive this fast?'
Driver 'I drive even faster when I'm by myself'
Hitch-hiker 'Well, I'd hate to be with you when you're by yourself!'
How did the accident happen?
My wife backed the car out of the garage.
Yess...and?
She forgot that she had backed it in the night before!