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A Lady went into parts department and
asked for a longer dipstick because she could'nt reach the oil with the
one she'd got!
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Did you hear about the army PE instructor
with the personal plate 'HUP 234'?
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Wife's freind 'What did your husband
say about you crashing the car?'
Wife 'Shall I leave out the four letter
words?'
Wife's freind 'Please do'
Wife 'Absolutely nothing'
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Driver and hitch-hiker in car at 80
mph
Hitch-hiker 'Do you always drive this
fast?'
Driver 'I drive even faster when I'm
by myself'
Hitch-hiker 'Well, I'd hate to be with
you when you're by yourself!'
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How did the accident happen?
My wife backed the car out of the garage.
Yess...and?
She forgot that she had backed it in
the night before!
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