| 15. |
"Log floggit cum palma
folliculus." |
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If you don't stop it, you'll
go blind. |
| 14. |
"Nolo Contendere." |
| |
(Hillary, you're on your
own.) |
| 13. |
"Domino vobiscum." |
| |
(The pizza guy's here.) |
| 12. |
"Dumbassus! Hottie iste
transvestitus!" |
| |
(Fool! That gorgeous woman
is a crossdresser!) |
| 11. |
"Auda similarum ad seattles." |
| |
(They all sound just like
Pearl Jam.) |
| 10. |
"Erectionus finalum." |
| |
(Anna Nicole Smith is here,
Gramps.) |
| 9. |
"Boobi falsetti starrius." |
| |
(Sugar, if ya wanna be
a star, you're gonna have to do something about that bustline.) |
| 8. |
"Veni, veni, veni." |
| |
(I came, I came, I came.) |
| 7. |
"Sharpei diem." |
| |
(Sieze the Wrinkle Dog.) |
| 6. |
"Nucleo predicus dispella
conducticus." |
| |
(Remove foil before microwaving.) |
| 5. |
"Motorolus interruptus." |
| |
(Hold on, I'm going into
a tunnel.) |
| 4. |
"Il guyus nissanem iste
ickye." |
| |
(That Nissan guy gives
me the creeps.) |
| 3. |
"Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi
forevercus." |
| |
(Better take the nose ring
out before the job interview.) |
| 2. |
"Dictum ad tua mater." |
| |
(Word to your mother!) |
| and
the Number 1 Latin Phrase for the 90's... |
| 1. |
"Minutus cantorum, minutus
balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum." |
| |
(A little song, a little
dance, a little seltzer down your pants.) |