2. Having to get out of the car in a heavy downpour isn't a problem, as it isn't much wetter out there anyway.

3. You can leave your chocolate on the dashboard next to the heater and it won't melt.

4. Your mechanical skills are unlikely to be lost though lack of use.

5. You can go to rock concerts without earplugs, as you have 50% hearing loss anyway.

6. You don't need expensive air-conditioning.  Panel fit does the same trick.

7. Controls are designed to give the major muscle groups a gentle workout as you drive.

8. Your dog can rip the seats to bits and you won't notice for a fortnight.

9. As long as you drive regularly, constipation and overdue babies are unlikely to be problems.

10. Life *should* be full of little surprises.  No-one should be complacent.