10 ADVANTAGES OF BEING INDIAN
  1. Large choice of languages
  2. Fleshy actresses
  3. Taj Mahal
  4. Chicken Tikka Massala
  5. Can model volatility and money at risk in 7 computer languages
  6. Can communicate chiefly with head movements
  7. A Patel is never lonely in the phone book
  8. Kapil Dev
  9. Keep saying "please" meaning it
  10. 6 spicy papadums, with pickles chutneys and a cold Kingfisher,,,