Impossible Questions
  1. Who wrote The Bible?
  2. Why do we say "near miss" when we really mean "near hit"?
  3. What is the definition of what?
  4. Where does all the weight you lose on a diet go to?
  5. How come aeroplane black boxes are orange?
  6. Why is there no ham in hamburgers?
  7. How did the first man to look in a mirror recognise himself?
  8. How come you never see a hearse at a petrol station?
  9. How come "I" is written with a capital letter when "me" isn't?
  10. Do cows wonder what we do with their milk?