| 15. |
While watching "Star Trek - The Next Generation", they always scream, "Wrong! Wrong again!!" |
| 14. |
No amount of arguing will stop them from voting Republican. |
| 13. |
Mom has finally kicked her oxygen habit, but Dad still guzzles Prestone like it was Gatorade. |
| 12. |
Your mom once moistened an envelope with her tongue and sealed it... after you had dropped it in the mail box. |
| 11. |
Two words: Sansabelt slacks |
| 10. |
Your first clue? They named you Jon Benet and you don't live in France. |
| 9. |
Them: three-toed marsupials with pouches. You: love eucalyptus leaves and talk with funny accent. |
| 8. |
They freak every time a Sigourney Weaver movie comes on. |
| 7. |
Billy's parents -- the paddle. Timmy's parents -- the belt. Your folks -- the probe. |
| 6. |
They claim they brought you from France, yet no one in the family is surly. |
| 5. |
Your navel is threaded. |
| 4. |
You've escaped countless punishments by distracting them with the sound of the can opener. |
| 3. |
Your backyard satellite dish is larger than your neighbor's, by about 700 feet. |
| 2. |
Your chore list includes the item, "polish coffins." |
| 1. |
In addition to milk, breast feeding menu includes hors d'oeuvres, salad, and an entree. |