Well, Here they are. A Huge collection of Sayings, Quotes, Conundrums, Laws, Platitudes, etc. This file is huge, so for your convienence, I have put Alaphabetic Tags in. alternativly, click this link to view the directory listing. You can then right-click and download all fort*.HTML files. Or, select where you want to start:
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(1) Alexander the Great was a great general.
(2) Great generals are forewarned.
(3) Forewarned is forearmed.
(4) Four is an even number.
(5) Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have.
(6) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity.

Therefore, Alexander the Great had an infinite number of arms.
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(1) Everything depends.
(2) Nothing is always.
(3) Everything is sometimes.
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1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's
the law!
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10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
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100 buckets of bits on the bus
100 buckets of bits
Take one down, short it to ground
FF buckets of bits on the bus

FF buckets of bits on the bus
FF buckets of bits
Take one down, short it to ground
FE buckets of bits on the bus

ad infinitum...
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$100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at
which time it will be worth absolutely nothing.
  -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
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101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR
 (1)  Scarecrow for centipedes
 (2)  Dead cat brush
 (3)  Hair barrettes
 (4)  Cleats
 (5)  Self-piercing earrings
 (6)  Fungus trellis
 (7)  False eyelashes
 (8)  Prosthetic dog claws
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 (99)  Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors)
 (100) Killer velcro
 (101) Currency
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186,282 miles per second:

It isn't just a good idea, it's the law!
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2180, U.S. History question:
 What 20th Century U.S. President was almost impeached and what
office did he later hold?
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$3,000,000
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"355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible
simulation!"
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43rd Law of Computing:
 Anything that can go wr
Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
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7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
 The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National
 Redwood Forest.
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7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
 The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the
 Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus.
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99 blocks of crud on the disk,
99 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
100 blocks of crud on the disk!

100 blocks of crud on the disk,
100 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
101 blocks of crud on the disk! ...

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