10 ADVANTAGES OF BEING ENGLISH
  1. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah
  2. Warm beer
  3. You get to confuse yanks with the rules of cricket
  4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
  5. Union jack underpants
  6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
  7. Used to put you in with a chance of bedding Princess Di
  8. Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not
  9. Ditto changing underwear
  10. Beats being Welsh,
  11. Or Scottish