Ten Things That Sound Dirty at College But Aren't 
10. He's in his room pulling an all-nighter
9. Get your lips off my can!
8. Send it back...It's all head.
7. I hope he delivers in under 30 minutes.
6. I'm getting screwed in my psych class.
5. That professor leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
4. I've heard that as teachers come, he's pretty hard.
3. Crank that sucker as high as it'll go.
2. I sucked down two more before the bar closed.
1. I worked on it so long, my hand nearly fell off.