1. Harder than ever to land a role in those
new Wrigley's commercials featuring the Doublemint Octuplets.
2. Any scientific advancement that stems
from the result of Scottish people doing strange things to sheep is bound
to have dire consequences.
3. In mere weeks, Bill Gates (v1.0, v1.2,
v2.0, v3.0, v3.1 & v5.0) has all the money on the entire planet.
4. Hillary's husband discovers true multiple
orgasms.
5. "Penn & Penn & Teller &
Teller & Teller & Penn & Penn & Teller & Penn" much
harder to fit on comedy club marquee.
6. And you think it's hard to find your
size now!
7. 18-month waiting list for George Clooney
and Cindy Crawford clones.
8. "Alternative" radio filled with even
more Nirvana clones.