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Cats rule. Dogs drool.
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Cats rub your leg when they want affection,
not when they're horny.
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Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
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In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed
to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.
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Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't
even let you throw them.
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Cats let you kick them when you're stressed
out.
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Cats will wait until you've read your
morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
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Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs
crash right in front of the screen.
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No one has ever had to "Beware of the
Cat."
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Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'.
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Cats have better things to do than stick
their nose in your crotch.
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Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs
in heat lay the car.
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Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"
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Garfield. Odie. Enough said.
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