| 20. |
Sleep 'til noon. Still
get to work by 8:00am! |
| 19. |
Doppler shift makes red
traffic lights look green. |
| 18. |
Breaking laws of physics
only a misdemeanor in most states. |
| 17. |
Never in car long enough
to hear an entire Madonna song. |
| 16. |
Carl Sagan and Stephen
Hawking keep bugging you to carpool. |
| 15. |
No one can see you pick
your nose while you drive. |
| 14. |
Lunch breaks in Paris,
circa 1792. |
| 13. |
LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds. |
| 12. |
You can stop worrying about
being sucked into a black hole driving home from work. |
| 11. |
You'll be so thin while
driving it you can even wear horizontal stripes. |
| 10. |
That deer in your headlights
is actually behind you. |
| 9. |
Kid from Mentos commercial
almost guaranteed to lose a limb if he tries to duck through back seat. |
| 8. |
Traffic enforcement limited
to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics. |
| 7. |
Bugs never see you comin'. |
| 6. |
You can get to the good
hookers before Charlie Sheen. |
| 5. |
Can make a fortune delivering
pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!" |
| 4. |
Car makes it from Hollywood
to London fast enough to not arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley. |
| 3. |
License plate: "Me=mc2" |
| 2. |
Cigarette butts don't land
in the backseat -- they land in last week! |
| and
the Number 1 Cool Thing About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of
Light... |
| 1. |
Chicks dig it. |