10 ADVANTAGES OF BEING CANADIAN
  1. Not an American.
  2. You dont have to leave home to taste authentic French cuisine.
  3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
  4. Can travel anywhere with a Canadian passport.
  5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
  6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
  7. Liberal is not a dirty word.
  8. The CBC
  9. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
  10. Cheap medicare, no guns, ethnic diversity and harmony, good and cheap universities, etc ..