Dan Parsons's Penalty Tips!!!
It's Mr Dan Parsons!

Punch Drunk's "penalty expert" (pictured above) shares tips on how a good penalty should be taken.

1) Whatever you do, make sure you put the ball wide of the Keeper.

2) When you kick the ball, make a large dust cloud (as demonstrated opposite), so that the dust gets in the Keeper's eyes and therefore blinds him.

3) Do not underestimate the value of sportsmanship in the beautiful game. So, if you spot an injured player, even when taking a penalty, kick the ball out of play.

And Finally...
4) HAVE MARTIN TAKING THE NEXT ONE


Picture courtesy of Whosh FC (Luton Town)

Dan showing his penalty-taking prowess in Leeds

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