Age: |
21+ |
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Nationality: |
Stopfordian |
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Occupation: |
Yokel |
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Joined Duks: |
Intermittently |
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Likes: |
Girls, beer, Love Hearts, Bread and Butter Pudding |
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Dislikes |
Gall stones, getting shot at in Basra |
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Nickname(s): |
The Runt; Jethro |
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Most likely to say: |
"Cor, what a beautiful Massey Ferguson!"; "I drive one of those"; "Anyone need a baler?" |
Paul, who appears periodically, like that woman at Lourdes/Fatima, was once a trackie with Ross Edgar... guess which one discovered beer and girls! Prone to turn up at the Club's 50 driving a tractor, he was nicknamed "The Runt" by Big Col, due to him requiring that final portion of Bread and Butter Pudding whilst at Cerygidrudion. Another one who calls home for assistance when in the middle of a club run...