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MEMBERS...JOHN ETCHELLS

Age:
50+
John Etchells
Nationality:
Stopfordian
Occupation:
Sign-writer
Joined Duks:
Years ago
Likes:
Homer Simpson, beer, girls on horseback after a brief downpour, jazz, man, yeah!
Dislikes
Spelling, spending
Nickname(s):
Uncle Eggie
Most likely to say:
"It's all downhill from here, are you with me?"; "Did I ever tell you about the time me and Brendan went to Two Mills?"

John, once Club Captain, knows more people than is healthy. A self-employed dyslexic sign-writer, he was once a regular at St. Savours Church, till it changed it's name and he ultimately got lost. Always rides away from Big Col, fearful of Tyke abuse, and only goes to the front when he feels confident he can live up to his "one-hill wonder" tag. If you meet him, ask him about the field and the donkey!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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