MEMBERS...CHRIS POWELL...ex-El Capitano!
Age: |
30-ish |
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Nationality: |
Disley boy |
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Joined Duks: |
Years ago |
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Likes: |
Top gear, mullets, girls on horseback after a brief downpour |
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Dislikes |
Not being Italian |
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Nickname(s): |
Captain Plugwash; Plunger |
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Most likely to say: |
"Did you see that?" ; "Anyway, as I was saying to John (Tanner)..." |
Chris, known to the Fashion Police as "Capitaine Poseur", has had more mullets than Rick Stein...geddit? What he lacks in taste is more than made up with his powers to spot Peanut Smugglers (copyright C. Powell) at long distances. Recently bought an expensive Casati just to hide it in the shed, although it shades into pale insignificance next to Eggie's Bianchi. You can find Chris, most Saturday's, at any beauty counter in Debenham's, Stockport.