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If vampires don't
have reflections how can they have a proper shave or make sure
their fangs are clean? Take the famous Count Dracula in
particular. He'd need a good memory for faces to remember what his
own was like. He's a well groomed sort of chap, so if you told him
he had a smudge on his cheek he'd go frantic trying to track it
down. I can just see him leaping around in front of the mirror
looking for a clue, wiping his face and asking if its gone yet. Of
course, you tell him it hasn't just to buy a little escape time
while he's preoccupied.
He's only got other peoples words for it that he hasn't aged a
day in 400 years. If you get cornered by him, a way out could be to
tell him that he's really looking his age these days ...a bit long
in the tooth you might say. He couldn't check it out. He'd probably
lose his self confidence and not bother to bite. Convince him that
he should take in a little sunshine to improve his skin tone and
'Hey Presto' powdered vampire! So much cleaner and much less smelly
than all that 'rings of garlic' and 'wooden stake through the
heart' palaver. Thought up by Martin.
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