Jesus v Satan Last Updated

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was betterat using the computer. They had been going at it for days and God wastired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally God said "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which willtake two hours and it will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They did spreadsheets

They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent e-mail with attachments. Theydownloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They madecards. They did every known job.

But ten minutes before time up, lightning suddenly flashed across thesky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the electricitywent off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed everycurse word known to the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restartedtheir computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming,"It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power wentout!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out his files from the pasttwo hours. Satan observed this and became even more irritated. "Wait! he cheated! how did he do it??!!"

(You'll love the punch line )

God shrugged and simply said,

"Jesus Saves."