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Acronyms and Abbreviations - A Simple Guide

You may have found, when you are having an Internet chat with someone, or maybe amongst your email, that there are certain expressions (acronyms) or abbreviations that look like shorthand, that you just do not understand.
I have included in this page, acronyms and abbreviations that I have come across in the past, in the hope that you may be able to interpret (or even add to!) parts of the conversation that you would have loved to know about but was too afraid to ask!

As I do not wish to offend anyone, if you dislike any aspect of this page, please inform me either by email or via my guestbook and I will remove the offending acronym as soon as I can.

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<action> Shows you doing something.
eg. <giggle>
{{whoever}}Shows you hugging a person.
eg. {{Black Widow}}
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Abbs.Abbreviations
acrosAcronyms
addy Address
AFKAway from keyboard
Apps.Applications
asapAs soon as possible
aslAge, sex (gender), location
atm At the moment
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<bg>Big grin
BAKBack at keyboard
BBL Be back later
BBS Be back soon
BBIAFBe back in a few (minutes)
b/fBoyfriend
BFN Bye for now
BHOK Bangs head on keyboard
BootedAccidentally kicked offline
BRBBe right back
BTDT Been there, done that
BTSOOMBeats the shit out of me
BugAn error found in a computer program
BTWBy the way
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CD-ROMCompact Disc-Read Only Memory. Storage medium for data
CFVCall for votes
CGICommon gateway interface
comp Computer
CookieData that some sites use to keep track of visitors
CrashWhen a program or operating system fails to respond or causes other programs to malfunction
CTCPClient-to-client protocol
CUSee you (later)
CYASee you (later)
CyberspaceRefers to the lack of any real sense of physical location on the Internet
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DCC Direct client to client
DKD Disconnected from server
DL or D/L Download
DLTBBBDon't let the bed bugs bite!
DNSDomain Name server or domain name system
Domain NameEach server has its own IP address. The domain name (eg. www.etc.co.uk) acts as a memorable substitute for the IP numbers
DownloadWhen you copy a file from another computer to your own, you're "downloading"
DYJHIW Don't you just hate it when...
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<eg>Evil grin/Extreme grin (dependant on context)
Email/e-mail Electronic mail
emoticons Smileys, frownies, etc...
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FAQ's Frequently asked questions
(A "read this first" type of thing)
FCFS First come, first served
FirewallA system configuration that helps to protect a private network or an intranet connected to the Internet from unauthorised access or use
FISHFirst in, still here
flame Send angry e-mails/messages
FOC <falls off chair> (laughing or in surprise)
FTP File Transfer Protocol - a simple way of transferring files from one computer to another
FUBAR F***ed up beyond all recognition/repair
FW FreeWare
FWIWFor what it's worth
FX Effects
FYA For your amusement
FYIFor your information
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<g> grin
g/f girlfriend
GRD Grins, runs and ducks
GMTA Great minds think alike
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HackerUsed to describe someone who hacks in (gains unauthorised access) to computer systems to steal or destroy data
HHOKHa ha, only kidding
HostA computer that allows users to communicate with other host computers on a network. Individual users communicate by using client programs, such as electronic mail, Telnet and FTP
HTHHope that helps
HTTPHypertext Transfer Protocol. Most URLs follow this format. It is always followed by a colon and a double slash (http://www.name.com)
HTML HyperText Markup Language - The universal language of the web, in which all pages are written
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<ig> Innocent grin
IAEIn any event
IC "I see"
ICQ "I seek you"
IHNII have no idea
IMHOIn my humble opinion
IMOIn my opinion
IntranetA private network that is only accessible by authorised users.
IP Address(Numerical) Internet Protocol - A long string of numbers and dots. However, since we humans have trouble remembering all those numbers, the domain name was created
IOWIn other words
IRC Internet Relay Chat - Like a Chat Room but often using other forms of technology
IRCop Internet Relay Chat operator
ISPInternet Service Provider - A company that sells connections to the Net
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J/K Just kidding/joke
JSYKJust so you know
Junk mailJunk email or spam is unsolicited email sent to your mailbox
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'KOkay
kewl Cool, neat, etc...
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l8r Later
lamerStupid person
LMAO Laughing my arse off
LMK Let me know
LOL <Laughs out loud>
LTNSLong time, no see
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Mac Apple/Macintosh
MOTD Message of the day
Msg Message or private chat
MYOB Mind your own business
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'NetInternet
Newbie Someone who is new to computers or the internet
NewsgroupsDiscussion groups that are held over the Net. Also know as Usenet
N/P or NPNo problem!
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obs Observations
OIC Oh, I see
op Operator; person has operating status
OSOperating system. Common systems are Windows, MacOS and UNIX
OTOHOn the other hand
OTTOMH Off the top of my head
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PC Personal computer
PDPublic Domain
phat Kewl, awesome, etc.
PING Personal internet gate
pirated Stolen, used, and/or sent to others illegally
PITA Pain in the arse
PMBPardon me, but...
PML Pissing myself laughing (laughing so heavily, need to use the toilet)
'poota Computer
POV Point of view
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QuestionDo you know of any Q's that I could put here???
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ROFL Rolling on the floor laughing
ROFLMAO Rolling on the floor, laughing my arse off!
RTFM Read the f***ing manual
RTMRead the manual
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Sims Simulations
Snail mailThe name given to the traditional postal service
SpamUnsolicited junk email. Quite often, spamming involves flooding an innocent Internet user or service with thousands of email messages. This is very bad practice
'sup What's up? What's going on?
SWShareWare
sysSystem (computer)
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TFS Three finger salute
(ctrl+alt+delete)
TFIF/TGIF Thank f*** it's Friday/Thank God it's Friday
TIAThanks in advance
TPTBThe powers that be
TTFN Ta ta for now (bye)
TTYLTalk to you later
TTYSTalk to you soon
TTYT Talk to you tonight/tomorrow
TYThank you
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UploadingWhen you copy a file from your computer to another, you're uploading
URLUniform Resource Locator; a web address
UsenetA collection of notes on various subjects that have been posted to servers on a worldwide network.
Each collection on a single subject is known as a newsgroup
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<vbg> Very big grin
<veg> Very evil grin
VirusA program or a piece of code that loads into a computer, runs without the user's knowledge and then replicates
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w/o Without
Wassup? What's up?
WB Welcome back
Web World Wide Web
<weg> Wicked evil grin
WTF?What the f***?
WTH?What the hell?
WTFWT?What/who the f*** was that?
WTHWT? What/who the hell was that?
WWWWorld Wide Web
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eXerciseA "web-workout" for your hands!
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YWYou're welcome
YWIAYou're welcome in advance
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ZipPC file compression format that creates files with the extension .zip.
Commonly used to reduce file size for uploads/downloads

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