Graham Rawle's Lost Consonants A selection of Collage Compositions based on misspellings of well-known sayings and phrases - reproduced here by kind permission of the author. On the first page of my Section 6 on Yorkshire I reproduce a Graham Rawle illustration from his 'When Words Collide' Series. Graham Rawle produces many such series containing puzzles and humorous word-plays. HIs 'Lost Consonants' have appeared weekly in the Weekend Guardian since 1990. He has produced other regular series for a number of publications which include The Observer and The Telegraph Magazine. Among his published books are 'The Wonder Book of Fun', 'Lying Doggo' and 'Diary of an Amateur Photographer'. He has exhibited and lectured on his work both in the UK and abroad. You can find out more, and even buy some of the original artwork on his website. Click on this link to visit Graham Rawle's website Click on a thumbnail to see an easier-to-read enlargement.
Craig found it hard to top himself eating chocolate	Ever since his schooldays Jim had been his closet friend.	At the re-enactment of Little Big Horn, Roy wanted to be Cuter.
The murder squad soon discovered which one of them was the iller.	Even experienced performers can suffer from sage fright.	In the early days, Gershwin found it hard to sell his sons.

An Ancient Japanese Proverb If you cannot read Japanese script, then tilt your head to the right to decipher this.

Never give in, and ... The inevitable - may never happen !

Love Me Love My Dog Do owners choose their pets, or do dogs choose their owners ... and then grow to look like them ?
Polly the Poodle Owner	Dolly the Dachshund Owner	Scotty the Skye Terrier Owner
Willy the Whippet Owner	Cooky the Cocker Spaniel Owner	Buddy the Bulldog Owner

... and now a cartoonist's version of the same theme - owners and their pet dogs.

There was an old German of Cowes, Who appeared in an elegant blouse; When they said "you look dire in your female attire", He replied "It ain't mine, it's the Frau's"

Talking of Cow(e)s

At the height of the foot-and-mouth blight A farmer from Leith had a fright. When his cows got the shudders He whitewashed their udders, Then bolted to Cowes, Isle of Wight

Holy Cow !!!

Morning puts me in a bad moo-ed

A Cow Called Atlas

I said "Hay, Bartender!"

Anyone for a Milk Shake ?

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