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7. SERENDIPITY ... Page 3



... and further Miscellanies



Boats at Pevensey
Boats on the beach at Pevensey, East Sussex
Hilltop village with church, Somerset


IAN CURRIE ... Landscape Artist

A member of Croydon Art Society and of Caterham Art Group, Ian has worked mainly in oils for many years. His paintings have been exhibited in Croydon, Sutton, Eastbourne and at London's Guildhall.

His pictures display a distinctive stylised approach to landscape painting. They are contemporary without being abstract. He makes great use of light, pastel colours to give a bright sunlit appearance to the themes he depicts - mainly pastoral and coastal scenes of the English landscape. He often chooses for his subject outdoor scenes in Surrey, Sussex, Devon and Norfolk.


Further examples of Ian's work are given below. Click on the thumbnails to see enlarged versions of the paintings:


Norfolk February
Norfolk Landscape
in Winter
Lympstone Washing Day
Washing Day - Lympstone, R.Exe Estuary, Devon

River Exe at Exmouth, Devon
Yacht Watching at Weymouth
Yacht Watching at Weymouth
Norfolk Barn
Barn in Norfolk
Hang Glider near Beachy Head, Sussex
Hang Glider near Beachy Head, Sussex
Sea Front, Hove Sea front at Hove, Sussex
Low Tide Burnham
Low Tide at Burnham Overy Staithe
South Downs near Eastbourne South Downs near Beach Head
Sun on the River
Evening Sun


If you would like to find out more about Ian Currie's
current portfolio and prices please click on this:

email link to 'THEMES FAMILIAR':



The above artwork on this page © Ian Currie


The REFERENCE LETTER

The Project Officer was asked to provide for his managing director a letter of reference for one of his staff. The letter the boss received read as follows:


"Joe Jones, my assistant clerical officer, can always be found

hard at work at his desk. Joe works independently, without

wasting company time talking to colleagues. Joe never

thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

finishes given assignments on time. Often Joe takes extended

measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

breaks. Joe is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Joe can be

classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Joe be

promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

executed as soon as possible.


Signed . . . . . . Project Officer"



Sleeper








Worried Man






Shortly after the managing director read this reference letter he received a memo from the Project Officer which read as follows:

        "That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today.
        Please read it again, omitting alternate lines (those in green text above)".


MINI-SAGA COMPETITION

'The Daily Telegraph'

From time to time since 1982, when Brian Aldiss inspired the first challenge, 'The Daily Telegraph' organises a competition for the best Mini-Saga, a story of exactly 50 words - no more, no fewer - with a title of up to 15 words. The subjects chosen deal with "trauma, the mundane, the fabulous, and with the occasional unspeakable act".

I reproduce below the winning entries for 1999 and 1997 respectively - two particularly mordant examples of the form:


War and Pieces

by Mary Ann Slater

"Edge pieces first," he decrees.
All others are rounded up, segregated.
"Blues into the blue pile,
browns into the brown. Do not mix them."
My moves are restricted
(a tree here, a cloud there),
while he attacks the castle.
I smuggle a piece into my pocket:
the revolution has begun.


Bust

Like Mother, Like Son

by Pauline Cartledge

1955
Dear Mummy,
I hate this boarding school. Food awful,
prefects bully me. Please take me home.
        Love, David

Dear David,
Nonsense! Chin up.
        Mother


1997
Dear David,
I hate this Home. Food awful, nurses treat
me like a child. Fetch me immediately.
        Mother

Dear Mother,
Nonsense, Chin up.
        David



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