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His pictures display a distinctive stylised approach to landscape painting. They are contemporary without being abstract.
He makes great use of light, pastel colours to give a bright sunlit appearance to the themes he depicts
- mainly pastoral and coastal scenes of the English landscape.
He often chooses for his subject outdoor scenes in Surrey, Sussex, Devon and Norfolk.
Further examples of Ian's work are given below. Click on the thumbnails to see enlarged versions of the paintings:
Norfolk Landscape in Winter |
Washing Day - Lympstone, R.Exe Estuary, Devon |
River Exe at Exmouth, Devon |
Yacht Watching at Weymouth |
Barn in Norfolk |
Hang Glider near Beachy Head, Sussex |
Sea front at Hove, Sussex |
Low Tide at Burnham Overy Staithe |
South Downs near Beach Head |
Evening Sun |
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The Project Officer was asked to provide for his managing director a letter of reference for one of his staff. The letter the boss received read as follows:
hard at work at his desk. Joe works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Joe never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Joe takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Joe is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Joe can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Joe be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible. |
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Shortly after the managing director read this reference letter he received
a memo from the Project Officer which read as follows:
        "That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today.
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'The Daily Telegraph' From time to time since 1982, when Brian Aldiss inspired the first challenge, 'The Daily Telegraph' organises a competition for the best Mini-Saga, a story of exactly 50 words - no more, no fewer - with a title of up to 15 words. The subjects chosen deal with "trauma, the mundane, the fabulous, and with the occasional unspeakable act". I reproduce below the winning entries for 1999 and 1997 respectively - two particularly mordant examples of the form:
by Mary Ann Slater
"Edge pieces first," he decrees.
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Dear David,
Dear Mother,
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