Welcome to Boloxnia While Boloxnia ’s most famous destination, Alexgrad, has something for everyone, the rest of the Sausage Country is filled with exciting and diverse possibilities. For sheer scenic beauty, River Sewerich rivals any place on Earth. And nearby is the 'Biggest Little City in the World' Lesterski home to a dazzling array of statues, sausage museums , armed guards, and ghettos. Speaking of the outdoors consider picturesque destinations such as Deprivski, Penurious State Park, or Lake Stagnatski. Those hoping to celebrate lifelong love can visit Kock, or if the rich history of spicy meat products is what interests you, then check out historic sausage factories like Walliski and Knackerswurst City. Boloxnia’s wide range of destination possibilities make it unique in all the countries of Eastern Europe. They are our enemies. Spit on them. |
Boloxnia at a Glance Ah, Boloxnia (silent 'x')! That lovely land where it's always 1957! It's ruled by President Noka Blokoff, wearing his suit entirely made of medals. His all-female Elite Guards deal swiftly with any voices of dissent; the sausage factories never close, you know. ***links will work soon, comrade! |
National Anthem: Boloxnia, Boloxnia, Not that far from Estonia Round the corner, up a bit On the atlas is where we sit. Mr Washington we ain't got General Blokoff, Sausage, What? 1957's the date We don't know why But we're never late On our pogo sticks we fly Down the high street By and by. Boloxnia, Boloxnia, Not that far from Estonia Round the corner, up a bit On the atlas is where we sit. Mr Washington we ain't got General Blokoff, Sausage, What? |
