Jack Says

 

Jack says: “Okay people, lotsa trees, but no rain. This mission may not totally suck.”

Sam thinks: Oh great. This isn’t going to be one of the nicest missions if the Colonel’s in one of those moods.

Teal’c thinks: O’Neill would appear to be in one of his less receptive frames of mind. This mission is not going to be particularly pleasant.

Daniel thinks: Damn it Jack! Why do you always have to make sarcastic comments about everything?

 

Jack says: “No Daniel, you are *not* going to go blundering off into that temple until I say so, and I will *only* say so when we have made a proper risk assessment.”

Sam thinks: Here we go again.

Teal’c thinks: O’Neill is correct, as he normally is in these matters. However, Daniel Jackson will get his own way, as he normally does in these matters.

Daniel thinks: Yeah, whatever. Just hurry up and give in will you?

 

Jack says: “Dammit Carter! I thought I told you and Daniel not to touch.”

Sam thinks: And he was right. Again. But it wasn’t an order. Not this time.

Teal’c thinks: Major Carter and Daniel Jackson really ought to learn to listen to O’Neill and benefit from his experience.

Daniel thinks: And won’t he carp on about this one for weeks, about how he was so right and we were so wrong?

 

Jack says: “I’m going fishing. Anyone fancy joining me?”

Sam thinks: I’m so glad that the naquadah generator project is close to its deadline. One ready-made excuse coming up.

Teal’c thinks: No! Never again. I must find a way to tell O’Neill without causing offence.

Daniel thinks: I’ve really got to come up with an excuse that he’s going to believe – having my bikini line waxed isn’t really that credible.

 

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