Daniel Says
Daniel says: “At
a casual glance you might be fooled into thinking that this is Mayan, but if
you look more closely, it is obvious that it is, in fact, Inca architecture.”
Sam thinks: It
is? What’s the difference? I’d ask but I need to be somewhere at
Teal’c thinks:
But which Goa’uld is this related to? How long will it be before Daniel Jackson
gets to the relevant parts of this briefing?
Jack thinks: Of
course. How stupid of me. How could I have *possibly* missed that? Duh -
because I don’t care.
Daniel says:
“This symbol here normally represents the Sun-god, but when it is placed low
like this, it indicates that the Sun-god’s strength is in abeyance. This could
be indicative that when this temple was built, Ra’s power or hold in this area
of the galaxy was already being undermined.”
Sam thinks: Ooh,
that symbol to the right of it looks like Pi. I wonder if it is Pi.
Teal’c thinks:
Maybe we will encounter
Jack thinks: What
about the symbol to the left? Looks more interesting. Looks kinda pornographic.
Daniel says: “Of
course the truly fascinating thing about all of this is that it is completely
the wrong place.”
Sam thinks: Oh my
God! I’ve just realised how to fix that problem with the naquadah
generator. How much longer is this going to take, I need to get this written
down before I go out tonight.
Teal’c thinks:
O’Neill looks like he is about to say something truly infantile, just to annoy
Daniel Jackson. This could be a source of amusement.
Jack thinks: No,
it’s not fascinating Daniel. It’s dull, dull, dull and - oh
yes - dull.
Daniel says:
“….which leads me to conclude that this building’s purpose was probably as a
pleasure palace – a massage parlour or brothel, that kind of thing. We may even
be able to pick up some Goa’uld sex toys to study.”
Sam thinks: Did
he just say what I think he did? Damn, I wish I’d been listening, I might know
why he’s talking about sex toys.
Teal’c thinks:
What does Daniel Jackson mean – sex toy? How can one possibly use any plaything
during sexual activities?
Jack thinks: Wha’? Must have dropped off. Did Daniel just say SEX TOYS in front of General Hammond?