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(to write his next idiot guide).

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The Countries (all you need to know, before you go.)
an idiot's empire - for you to plunder!

To the right is a list of the countries I've been to so far.

Click on a country for a pile of information, for some useful facts, links and resources, to find out more about my time there, for my opinion, my recommendations, or to buy an idiot guide (if available).
Blue links indicate that free online information is available.

Red links indicate that free online information is available, and that you can buy an idiot guide for this country.

Greyed-out links are countries which I have been to, but which I have not yet written a web-page for. I will try to add them gradually, so keep checking back.
Some of the countries, I've been to many times and explored extensively, others I've barely set foot on before being kicked straight out again. (top tip - if you know you need a visa, you really should buy one!)
A - E
Albania
Austria
Belarus
Belgium
Bosnia-Herzegovina
Bulgaria
Burkina Faso
Canada
Croatia
Czech Republic
Denmark
Egypt
England
 
 
F - L
France
Germany
Gibraltar
Greece
Guinea-Bissau
Holy See (Vatican City)
Hungary
Italy
Kenya
Kosovo
Latvia
Lithuania
 
 
M - R
Macedonia
Mali
Mauritania
Montenegro
Morocco
Netherlands
Northern Ireland
Norway
Poland
Portugal
Republic of Ireland
S - Z
San Marino
Scotland
Senegal
Serbia
Slovakia
Slovenia
Spain
Srpska
Sweden
Switzerland
The Gambia
Turkey
United States of America
Wales
Western Sahara
 
 
an idiot's empire - the yellow circles approximately indicate my known world to date.
As you can see from the map, most of the world is still 'terra incognita' to me, but I'm still (relatively) young, and have a good few years left in my backpack. So hopefully I'll be able to add more yellow circles in the future.

Since my first foray over the Scottish/English border (a notional rather than national border!) in 1981, I have gradually extended my tendrils over most of Western & Central Europe, made a few tentative thrusts into Eastern Europe and had a quick prod of Western Asia. I have made 4 'expeditions' into Africa, and had a quick sniff of North America.


Watch this space. Next stop - somewhere!

Please note: the definition of 'country' used here is (in some cases) my own partisan interpretation, and does not necessarily represent the general consensus of the wider international community (yet!).