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Submitted by: Mankoid
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Subject: Relationships

Hello.A few weeks ago I left a message on the Message board about being dumped by two
women,What?Wanna here the story?Oh,ok then.Sit down for this is a story of woe,misery of being stood
up at the lions by Gaz and,,,
   It all started in the lovely month of December.Christmas was coming and my goose was fat.I had being
going out with my girlfriend for about 10 months until i realised i was rather "fond" of one of my
friends."ok paul"i said"dont panic",,a few days passed and soon it was time for the Christmas Party so i
got a ticket and was confronted by the girl,,lets called her,,,girl b,,and my girlfriend girl t..ohfuck it Helen
is my girl and Charlotte is the girl a like!Ok?Anyway she asked me whether i was going. She seemed
happy i was and left. I felt so happy and skipped home. That night i was scared,,,,could i be in love with
someone else?
       I never got to go to that party due to a bout of flu and then it was Christmas.Forgot all about
Charlotte and came back to school,,,everything was fine until Red Nose Day,,,,BANG! We all had to
dress up,,i came as Elwood from the Blues Brothers,,cool eh?I am soo good and,,,
     Anyway I saw her in school uniform and she looked like heaven,,she was soo beautiful i could have
gone outside and killed some live badgers in cold blood! I realised she was on a sponsored silence so
now was the time to strike,,,,i chickened out but didnt chicken out on telling poor Helen. She was upset
and said she needed time to think.
     That night she said it was over and that was that!On Tuesday i decided to tell Charlotte,,,heres what
went on:           Enter Mankoid
              Charlotte is here.
                   Charlotte:Hiya Paul!
                    Mankoid:Hello

                     Mankoid:erm,,,,
                      Charlotte whassup?
                       Mankoid:,,,,,aaaaagghhhhhhhhh,,,,i cant take it!Charlotte I really care about you and really
like you
      Anyway she needed time to think and soon said no,,,,story of my life..:(.Anyway we talked for a bit
and realised by speech was shit so wrote her a note and soon we sorted it out. We are now best friends
and i am happy but i miss Helen,,,,,using a quote from Gaz "l loved her till she exploded"...
    Heres the Moral,,for me this started out as a small crush but when i started telling people they said Go
for it etc and your girls fat anyway,,,it gave me false hope and i forgot what i once had...until next time
take care of yourself,,,and each other,,,,wait,,,,aaaaaahhhhhhhh.
             Mankoid Stay Manky!
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