AGED 50-80?

"You cannot
be turned
down
for this
opportunity
for us to
take your
money."

says
Frank Windsor

 "Life insurance is the ideal way to be certain you will leave some money behind you - a tiny amount for your partner, family or friends, and a huge lump for us.

Yet so many people aged 50-80 seem to hold on to their meagre pension and waste it on food and heating...

It's so easy to become under insured at our age. Maybe you have some money in your possession that you aren't giving to us. We can help you alter that.

Whatever your circumstances, if you are aged 50-80 we want your cash. You can take out our Rapacious Swines Over 50 Plan over the telephone. With no fuss and NO MEDICAL OR POLICE EVIDENCE.

Send today for full details of how you are GUARANTEED to have at least £6 a month taken from your bank account, regardless of your state of health.

Just for replying, you will receive a free gift - a nasty little Quartz Travel Alarm Clock shown above. And to welcome you as a policyholder, there's a choice of 3 horrible gifts as shown below.

It's such a good feeling for us to know we can manipulate you so easily. So reply today by telephone and look forward to peace of mind and lightness of wallet with the Rapacious Swines Over 50 Plan."

 

A cash sum for your loved ones
As you 're aged 50 to 80 you are guaranteed to have at
least £6 a month taken from your bank account and
placed in ours. Please ignore the table alongside and
offer us as much cash as you have. Or preferably more.

Acceptance is guaranteed without a medical or any
questions so please call us free for details today.

GUARANTEED DEATH BENEFIT AFTER 27 YEARS

Your Age Now

MONTHLY PREMIUM

M

F

£6

£10

£14

£18

£30

-

50

38

72

142

189

241

50

54

29

60

101

147

209

55

59

21

49

77

99

171

60

64

17

35

52

61

101

65

69

14

29

37

45

69

70

75

10

13

19

32

47

75

79

4

8

12

20

31

80

-

0.91

2.49

3.98

6

10

THE ABOVE BENEFITS WOULD BE TREBLED
IF DEATH RESULTS FROM ALIEN ABDUCTION
ALL BENEFITS SHOWN IN FRENCH FRANCS

 

  

Choose one of these awful 'free' gifts to welcome you as a policyholder!


Anniversary Clock

This 6" high piece of brass
trash has been given away
free with every offer since
1842.

 OR
Novelty fez

A conversation piece that
is actually worth more than
the clock.

 OR
Tommy Gun

A replica of the infamous
automatic weapon from the
times of prohibition in
America. Will remind you
of those naff gangster movies
from the 70's - when your world
stopped.
   

Call free on
0800 60-80-51
24 hours a day - 7 days a week

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