If Darth Vader had a fight with a Dalek, who would win?
Let's weigh up the pros and cons...
Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith |
A Dalek, the mutant offspring of Skaro |
Depends on life support apparatus to live |
Depends on life support apparatus to live |
Armour looks cool |
Armour looks daft |
Has a lightsaber, a weapon of pure energy |
Has a plunger and a ray gun |
Breathes strangely |
Speaks strangely |
Scares small children |
Scares even more small children |
Looks like your Grandad under his helmet |
Looks like snot under it's armour |
Takes orders from the all-powerful Emperor Palpatine |
Takes orders from the slightly ridiculous Davros |
Manipulates reality using the Dark Side of the Force |
Uses a glowing anti-gravity device to get up stairs |
Beaten only by Jedi Masters Obi-Wan
Kenobi |
Beaten by Tom Baker with a funny scarf |
Keeps personal goals secret |
Shrieks "EXTERMINATE!" constantly |
Needs a shuttle to get around |
Uses teleporters and time machines to get around |
Is the only remaining Sith Lord |
Is one of countless other Daleks |
VERDICT: Winner undetermined. The pay-per-view people ask for their money back.
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