Bored with burgers?

Cheesed off with chicken?

Peeved with pizza?

Then be sick with sushi!

Become part of the latest take-away craze to sweep the nation! Sushi-Mobile is a well-estabilished family firm of master caterers, one of whom can spell ‘oriental’! Beautiful sushi dishes are prepared according to your orders, and delivered straight to your door!

Our head chef, Yosagi O’Brien, spent many hours learning judo and feng shui before he felt confident to make authentic Japanese raw fish dishes. His skill with the legendary ‘Wunlung’ knives is unsurpassed in the immediate vicinity.

All orders are personally delivered by our 63 year old despatch rider, Cranky Harry. His constant chronic bronchitis and crippling rheumatism make him the perfect face of Japanese cuisine! Remember - when you hear the wheezing, Harry’s here!

SORRY - STRICTLY NO REFUNDS

Sushi-mobile, 3rd cubicle, Men's toilets, Norwich Railway Station, Norfolk

Dial S-I-C-K for sushi!

MENU

RAW FISH

Golden Sunfish
£8.99
Squashed pilchard on a bit of lettuce

Nagasami Haddock
£12.99
Haddock covered in soy sauce and sugar

Emperor of the Ocean
£14.99
Crab sticks with mustard

Hatchicatara
£10.99
Chip shop reject cod, served with a vinegar sachet

Ruby Sunset Dish
£8.49
Dead goldfish that were flushed down toilets, washed under the tap and slapped on a plate

Special!

Manashusita Surprise
£13.49
Any leftovers we have from yesterday, rammed
in a bowl and covered in french mustard

A specialty of our chef!

OTHER SEAFOOD

PRAWNS OF THE LAN-QUI DYNASTY
£4.99
Cheap shrimps, slightly rancid to give the illusion of flavour

SUSHI-MOBILE SEAWEED
£2.99
Extremely nasty

TREASURES OF THE DEEP
£6.49
Old boots, used syringes, raw sewage, driftwood

WHALE BLUBBER
99P PER POUND
Very filling. Make your own candles!

YAGAMOTO KUNG-LAO
£24.99
Whatever we can steal from the Great Yarmouth Sea-Life centre,
stuffed with bits of squid

DESSERTS

ICE CREAM
£2.49
Cheap, gritty, yellow vanilla from one of those Foreign discount shops

CHOCOLATE COVERED NUT ‘N’ NOUGAT
£1.99
Unwrapped Snickers bar

ROYAL ICE CREAM FANTASY
£4.99
Cheap, gritty, yellow vanilla with a flake

DRINKS

Panda Cola………79p

Panda Lemonade…79p

Panda Shandy…….99p

Tap water…………49p

Orange Juice…....£1.29

Milk……………...59p

Fresh Milk….……£1.09

All orders incur a delivery fee of £2.50, a call out charge of £1.50 and packing costs of 50p per item

If a particular ingredient is not available we reserve the right to replace your chosen dish with any old crap

Don't eat me, I'm your friend

If your meal isn’t delivered in 30 minutes, you can punch our despatch rider in the face!

Legal Disclaimer

Neither Sushi-Mobile, nor any of its wholly owned subsidiaries, can be held responsible for any nausea, vomiting, headaches, food poisoning, brain damage, paralysis or death that results from the consumption of rotten fish supplied by them.

THANK YOU FOR DINING WITH US!

All text copyright and intellectual property of Stuart Ashen and Niall O'Brien

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