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Listed below are twenty themed sentences. The red letters are an anagram of the answer, and the whole sentence is a clue. Make sense? Of course not, so here is an example...

If the theme was Television the clue could be:

This week, Homer and Bart find some moth's spines.

The answer is The Simpsons. Homer and Bart are characters from the show, and "moth's spines" is an anagram of "The Simpsons." Do you see? Do you? WELL, DO YOU?

Well, have a go at these anyway...

Theme - Fun & Games
1. We only call it 'checkers' when we wear our drug hats.
2. This boardgame is too loud for me.
3. Submarines and cruisers? It's just spittle bash, I reckon.
4. "Reptiles are not social climbers," slandered dank ass.
5. You need iced tea to drink while playing the last game.
6. "Nobody likes a bold arse," warned mother as little Jimmy threw a tantrum.
7. Dog, top hat, racing car, iron, loony mop...
8. "I would never leave things to Chance," commits chutney.
9. "I ate jut of foreleg," confessed Dr Lecter. But the police let him go anyway.
10. Feeling ill? It must have been the prank ale you drank at Mayfair.
11. Card games can introduce you to all sorts. I met the newt maker on the way to this racecourse.
12. If you're playing this in a casino and the cards are too small, I'll bet you can choose to override dwarf pack.
13. Popular casino fish: Carp, stickleback, eel, trout, halibut...
14. When I fail to get a triple cherry, my income halts.
15. You can get more money by placing bets on the fastest nag, or searching for it in dustbins.
16. Only an ignorant lad would not know of the most hyped race of all.
17. People often arrange sweet speaks based on the last answer.
18. You can tell any rotation in the machine as the six balls are produced.
19. Lots of money can be won if you have five numbers and the salon bulb.
20. This Chris Tarrant hosted gameshow has now been sold to... ahem.. lowbrow nationalities.

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