Squintypete

Grass Pokemon
Strengths: Can see over great distances
Weaknesses: Needs an expensive outsized contact lens
Special Attacks: Stare, Glare, Prod, Hinder

Clownskul

Macabre Pokemon
Strengths: Scares the crap out of everyone
Weaknesses: Allergic to sellotape
Special Attacks: Bite, Headbutt, Amuse

Confucow

Psychic Pokemon
Strengths: Immune to peer pressure
Weaknesses: Permanently addled
Special Attacks: Kick, Ram, Lactate

Cuteypye

Highly-marketable Pokemon
Strengths: Loved by children the world over
Weaknesses: Cynically designed by jaded executives
Special Attacks: Simper, Fawn, Inspire Merchandise

Spikypoo

Pathetic Pokemon
Strengths: Helped to fill numbers after designers ran
out of ideas
Weaknesses: Can be easily drawn by schoolchildren
Special Attacks: Yeah, right

Bobbyball

Nostalgia Pokemon
Strengths: Can summon unfunny, balding straight man
Weaknesses: Career is completely down the pan
Special Attacks: Feeble Joke, Rock On Tommy