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CONSERVATIVES WIN TOMBOLA BY LANDSLIDE
CLIFF RICHARD IS NOT GAY
TIZER DECLARED "NOT FIZZY ENOUGH" BY HOUSE OF LORDS
EXPERTS DETERMINE THAT IRN BRU IS NOT MADE FROM GIRDERS
GIANT MONKEY "LOOKED LIKE CHANCELLOR'S COUSIN"
BOYZONE MUSIC CAUSES STERILITY IN POLECATS
MAN BITES DOG, SUES OWN TEETH
GOVERNMENT DENIES GIANT DAIRYLEA RUMOURS
SINATRA'S CORPSE TO APPEAR IN STAR TREK
GOOD HEALTH NO LONGER GOOD FOR YOU
BLAIR DRIPS CARAMEL AT U.N. SUMMIT
POPE RESIGNS, VANESSA FELTZ TIPPED FOR TOP PAPAL POSITION
"NO MORE EGGS!" SCREAMS HYSTERICAL CLINTON
NATO FORCES YUGOSLAVIA TO BOMB SELF
DISPOSABLE STAPLERS A MENACE TO SOCIETY
EUROPEAN HIGH COURT REPEALS LAWS OF PHYSICS
VICIOUS 'FLU BUG TAKES ISRAELI PREMIER HOSTAGE
DNA TESTING SOLVES VADER / SKYWALKER PARENTAL ROW
WOMAN BOILED TO DEATH IN POT NOODLE
MINERAL WATER TO BE REPLACED WITH LIQUID ROCKS
SATELLITE PHOTOS REVEAL IRAQI DOOMSDAY HAT