If Spiderman had a fight with Mulder out of the X-Files, who would win?
Let's weigh up the pros and cons...
Peter Parker, AKA Spiderman |
Fox Mulder, FBI Investigator |
Became Spiderman after being bitten
by a |
Became an FBI agent after years of training |
Wears a bizarre home-made costume |
Wears a variety of expensive suits |
Can climb effortlessly up walls |
Can look pensive a lot |
Has the proportional strength of a spider |
Has a mobile phone paid for by the FBI |
Uses a unique web-slinging device |
Uses FBI issue semi-automatic handguns |
Fights crime and saves the world |
Looks for evidence of UFO's |
His uncle was murdered by a criminal |
His sister was abducted by aliens |
Known enemies include the Kingpin,
Doctor Octopus |
Known enemies include most of the US government |
Is married to Mary Jane Parker |
Repeatedly fails to get off with
Special Agent |
Keeps his real identity a secret |
Shows everyone a card with his photo and name on |
Sometimes works with Doctor
Strange, Master of |
Sometimes works with the Lone
Gunmen, a few |
Believes that "With great
power comes great |
Believes that "The truth is out there" |
VERDICT: Spiderman punches the crap out of Mulder, who later claims he was slapped about by martians.
Coming Soon - War between the Thunderbirds and the cast of Dad's Army- would it be even less funny than this?