New from Dancing Yak Productions!

The Birdhouse in Dr. Ashen's Soul CD-ROM Extravaganza!! A collection of Ashen material on a CD! It's a side-splitting and thought provoking computer product that will provide hours of entertainment for the whole family, and in no way a cheap mish-mash of old material designed to rip you off! Well, actually, it is. Only £29.95 (inc vat)

Dancing Yak Productions are downright ashamed to present The Birdhouse in Dr. Ashen's Soul CD-ROM Extravaganza. It's an uninspired archive of tired old material repackaged to make you pay for something that is available free on the internet, with only a few pointless extras added.

This Exclusive Package Features:

• All the material from the website copied directly on to a CD-ROM, with typographical errors intact

• A pretty front end with a pointless search facility

• A couple of terrible 'new' articles that are obviously old rejected ideas

• Some more stupid 3D pictures knocked up using Poser 3

• A turgid 4 minute streaming video of the Lynhamdance, rendered especially to take up as much room as possible to make the CD seem full

• A Quake-style 3D shoot 'em up where you take the role of Lord Geoffrey Rapture, who has to shoot rabid nuns before they sacrifice Corkhill to the God of Lemonade

• An embarrassing video interview with Dr. Ashen, where he tries in vain to be amusing and ends up looking like an even bigger twat than usual

• A pathetic 2-frame animated GIF file of each member of the British royal family dancing to silly music, including Prince Philip's Samba Page and Princess Margaret's Lambada Page

• A God-awful screensaver created with one of those shareware programs

• A Birdhouse in Dr. Ashen's Soul T-Shirt, so that you can actually pay the company to advertise their products

• Several leaflets and order forms for products you don't want

• A registration card so we can send even more advertising crap direct to your home

• Absolutely nothing that justifies the description of 'extravaganza'

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