CAPTAIN CORPORATE!

Heroic champion of justice to 0.025% of the world's population... Money-grabbing swine to the rest!

Using the power of positive marketing and various semi-legal slush funds, CAPTAIN CORPORATE fights against the evil forces of NON-CONSUMERS and anyone or anything else that does not produce money for him!

• He can SMASH Trade Unions with a SINGLE BLOW!
• His astounding STATISTIC VISION can appraise staff in SECONDS!
• He CONFUSES and INFURIATES his enemies with his BIZARRE 'MORALE-BOOSTING' GAMES and MEANINGLESS MEMOS!
• His power to DOWNSIZE companies can DEVESTATE whole communities!
• He will PROTECT the interests of the SHAREHOLDERS - no matter what the cost!
• His ability to DISTANCE HIMSELF from reality with multiple layers of management enables him to destroy WITHOUT RESPONSIBILTY!
• Even if he loses a fight, his PERCEPTION MANAGEMENT skills will CONVINCE him that he actually won!
• By using the arcane secret of HOT-DESKING, he can achieve near invisibility - NOBODY knows where he is!

Behold the staggering array of fiends that CAPTAIN CORPORATE fights against:

• The insidious UNION REPRESENTATIVE MAN!

• The all-powerful GENERAL LEGISLATION!

• And his arch-nemesis, DOCTOR MORALITY!

But never fear, Corporation lovers - CAPTAIN CORPORATE has smashed all oppostion and continues to TIGHTEN HIS GRIP on our fair planet! (Past performance is not necessarily a guide to future returns)

Follow the exploits of CAPTAIN CORPORATE in all newspapers, television shows and radio programmes...

YOU REALLY DON’T HAVE A CHOICE!

Coming soon... CAPTAIN CORPORATE'S KIDS CORNER!

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