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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life - Matt
Groening (Swan Press)
Packed with full-colour pages, this book provides entertainment
from the word go. The cover is satisfyingly hard, yet yielding
under pressure. The taste of the coloured ink takes a little
getting used to but after a few mouthfuls you'll be hooked. A
good gnaw that's worth coming back to time and time again.
Bunny rating: ****
Book of the Damned - Charles Fort (John
Brown Publishing)
What is the matter with John Brown Publishing? This is supposed
to be the original book concerning strange phenomena, but they've
decided to churn it out using foul-tasting glue to hold the pages
together. The cheap, rough paper provides no solace. Definitely
one to rip into pieces and leave strewn about the floor, rather
than actually ingest.
Bunny rating: **
Fundamentals of Abnormal Psychology [2nd
edition] - Ronald J. Comer (Worth Freeman)
Comer's textbooks have a reputation for being difficult to get
into and this one is no exception. The hardback cover is heavy
and dense - it can take up to an hour of gnawing just to get at
the pages inside! Those with patience will be rewarded by the
glossy colour pages, which tear into easily edible strips with
little effort.
Bunny rating: ***
Tyler's Budget Choice
Index shopping catalogue
These catalogues can be picked up in bulk, free, at any Index
shopping outlet. And they're worth the carry home! The pages can
be torn out with ease and have a pleasant, refreshing taste.
Ripping one of these books to shreds is a great way to pass the
time before sneakily taking a bite out of the curtains, or those
oh-so-tasty wires that plug into the back of the computer.
Bunny rating: *****
Bunny rating guide
***** - Broccoli
**** - Sunflower seeds
*** - Carrot
** - Apple-flavoured chew sticks
* - Antibiotics