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Kwik Slit Cup 2503
Famous throughout the Old World for their efficient
service yet retaining those honourable family values,
Kwik Slit Assassins are now sponsoring their third Blood
Bowl tournament. Due to discounts for their services to
fans who can produce tickets from three or more games in
the tournament, the number of brutal deaths reported to
City Watches across the Empire has rocketed in the past few weeks. The final was played in Altdorf,
where crime bosses and nobility alike rushed to hire bodyguards to
protect themselves against the inevitable onslaught of black-clad assassins
intent on spilling their blood for the most honourable of reasons: money.
The winners of this year's tournament, Ulthuan Athletic,
were offered the opportunity to employ Kwik Slit for one
hit, free of charge. After careful consideration, they
chose the star Skink Katchmi from their bitter rivals
(and tournament runners-up) the Qualapec Krocs. However
the unfortunate assassin sent to end the free-scoring
lizard's life has not been heard from since disappearing
into the jungles of Lustria en route to fulfilling his
mission, and Katchmi is thus far unharmed.
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Ulthuan Athletic: Kwik Slit Cup Winners 2503
Back Row (left to right): Perrin
(standard bearer), Artur (club wizard), Nynaeve (club
apothecary), Andy (head coach)
Middle Row (l to r): cheerleader, Demandred, Rand,
Shaitan, Bryne, Erith (team captain), Manetheren, Andor,
cheerleader, cheerleader
Front Row (l to r): cheerleader, Lanfear (MVP), Kossil,
Manan, Arha, Agent 001 (tournament sponsor), Tenar, Ged,
Mesaana, Matrim, cheerleader |
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Final
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Ulthuan Athletic |
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5-4
(aet) |
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Qualapec Krocs |
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Casualties 2-3. Team Ratings at end 234-222.
Gate 124,116 |
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The most thrilling - and well-attended -
match this League has seen results in an
overtime victory for Athletic. |
Semi-Finals
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Qualapec Krocs |
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3-1 |
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The Woodcutters |
| Casualties
1-1. Team
Ratings at end 217-125. Gate 64,191 |
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In only their third League game, the
Woodcutters put on a gutsy display to really
make the Krocs work to progress to the
final. |
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Ulthuan Athletic |
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2-0 |
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Black Poison |
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Casualties 1-1. Team Ratings at end 224-139.
Gate 51,450 |
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Black Poison produce their best
performance yet but Athletic still progress. |
Final Qualifying Table
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Team Name |
Race |
Head Coach |
W-D-L |
Points (Open Rules) |
TDF |
TDA |
CASF |
CASA |
Team
Rating |
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Ulthuan
Athletic |
High Elves |
Andy |
3-1-0 |
57 |
16 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
213 |
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Qualapec
Krocs |
Lizardmen |
Dave |
4-1-0 |
56 |
17 |
4 |
14 |
2 |
208 |
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The Woodcutters |
Wood Elf |
Paul |
1-0-1 |
19 |
4 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
114 |
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Black Poison |
Nurglitch |
Blake |
0-1-3 |
16 |
1 |
9 |
5 |
5 |
130 |
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Ya Beasties |
Chaos |
Kipper |
0-1-1 |
11 |
0 |
4 |
2 |
7 |
148* |
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KKND |
Orc |
Pete |
0-0-1 |
3 |
1 |
3 |
1 |
2 |
* |
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Shadowchasers |
Dark Elves |
Chris |
0-0-2 |
1 |
1 |
11 |
1 |
6 |
111 |
* - Data
unknown. Would the relevant coaches please update the
League Commissioner as soon as possible.
Qualifying Results (Earliest
First)
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Ulthuan Athletic |
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2-2 |
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Qualapec Krocs |
| Casualties 1-1. Team
Ratings at end 185-174. Gate 58,854 |
| A much more
closely contested game than the BBBBB final, the Krocs couldn't
turn their slight superiority into a win. |
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Qualapec Krocs |
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3-1 |
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KKND |
| Casualties 2-1. Team
Ratings at end 179-???. Gate 51,569 |
| KKND invest in an
Ogre as the number of high-Strength teams in the League grows. |
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Ulthuan Athletic |
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4-0 |
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Black Poison |
| Casualties 2-1. Team
Ratings at end 194-112. Gate 50,158 |
| The team of
Rotters struggle against the league's highest-rated side. |
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Qualapec Krocs |
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5-1 |
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Shadowchasers |
| Casualties 5-0. Team
Ratings at end 188-101. Gate 33,238 |
| The other new side
struggle against the other top side! |
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Ulthuan Athletic |
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6-0 |
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Shadowchasers |
| Casualties 1-1. Team
Ratings at end 204-111. Gate 46,375 |
| The Dark Elves
still don't even score, but their players learn a lot from
playing against true quality. |
|
Qualapec Krocs |
|
3-0 |
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Black Poison |
| Casualties 1-0. Team
Ratings at end 192-119. Gate 44,420 |
| The Black Poison
still don't really compete but their Team Rating is improving. |
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Qualapec Krocs |
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4-0 |
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Ya Beasties |
| Casualties
5-0. Team
Ratings at end 208-154. Gate 66,926 |
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Ya Beasties reduced to only four players
on field at one point. |
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Black Poison |
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0-0 |
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Ya Beasties |
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Casualties 2-2. Team Ratings at end
127-148(?). Gate 32,206 |
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Both teams happy to avoid defeat, but
both disappointed not to win. |
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The Woodcutters |
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2-1 |
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Black Poison |
| Casualties
0-2. Team Ratings at end 105-130. Gate 8,260 |
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The rookie Wood Elves steal a win as
Black Poison look for their first victory. |
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Ulthuan Athletic |
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4-2 |
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The Woodcutters |
| Casualties
1-2. Team
Ratings at end 209-114. Gate 40,734 |
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League leaders Athletic given a real
shock by the gutsy Wood Elf newbies. |
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