"Here's your jelly, Frank!"

The creature, Phialella zappai was identified and named by Ferdinando ("Nando") Boero, jellyfish expert and Zappa fan from Genova (Genoa), Italy.

Nando had conceived a cunning plan:

"In 1982," Nando says [in Italian fanzine Debra Kadabra, quoted on the website The Black Page, which used to be at www.catalog.com/mrm/zappa.html], "after becoming a researcher in the University of Genoa, I asked for a work fund that could allow me to be for a long time in the Bodega Marine Laboratory of the University of California, Berkeley [now Davis]. The purpose was to study the taxonomy and the ecology of the local jellyfish fauna (yes, there exist people who earn a living studying jellyfish)."

Actually the true purpose was another one: to meet Frank Zappa!

"My strategy," he continues, "was a simple one:

that fauna was (and is) not well known;
I would find some new species for sure;
once I had found them I would have to give them a name;
I would dedicate one of them to FZ;
I would tell him about it;
He would invite me for a visit."

Simple, but brilliant! And that's exactly what happened.

"I wrote Frank that I wanted to dedicate a new jellyfish to him. Gail answered that Frank said: 'there is nothing I would like better than having a jellyfish with my name' and she invited me to pay them a visit. I spent two days in his house, and I saw him working at a version of The Torture Never Stops [Chad Wackerman's drum track]."
[Nando Boero, email to Onno Gross]

FZ and Nando met many times, both in Europe and at FZ's house in Laurel Canyon.

"I learnt a lot from Frank, our relationship was such that whenever we met we started to talk as if we met the day before, and he was a good listener, even though I always tried to have him talking. It is strange to be in a room with Frank Zappa and be 'interviewed' by him! He used to play his latest pieces to me, explaining the achievements he made, and he seemed really curious to know my opinion. I saw his concert with Boulez, in Paris, and the day before the concert he tried to explain to me the reason why the Ensemble Intercontemporain was playing part of his music incorrectly! To me that added even more to his personality. He was FZ, an absolute genius, and he was so serious and so humble."
[email to Onno Gross]

"We had a very similar way of seeing the world. I have much fun with my work too and I like serious humor."
[email to David Ocker]

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FZ too was evidently impressed. So much so that when the '88 Tour arrived in Genoa (June 9), Nando and his jellyfish were celebrated throughout the evening.

"It was the very last concert of that tour," Nando explains, "and the very last rock concert of Frank. The whole concert (well, most of it) was on me and the jelly. A very nice present from Frank (much better than having a jellyfish with my name, even if I have it: Boeromedusa auricogonia)."
[email to David Ocker]

"A big part of the concert was on "Nando" and the main theme was 'Nanananan..dododododo' which simulates the air bubbles of a regulator. What has been put on the record is just a short sample of the whole thing. I am very, very proud of this achievement in my scientific career."
[email to Onno Gross ]

The 'short sample' referred to is the song Lonesome Cowboy Burt, retitled for the occasion Lonesome Cowboy Nando, and released on You Can't Do That On Stage Any More, Vol.6.

Instead of the original "My name is Bertram, I am a redneck, all my friends they call me Burt (Hi, Burt!)", this evening's interpretation went like this:

"My name is Nando,
I'm a marine biologist.
All my friends,
They call me 'Do'.

(Hi, Do!)

All my family,
From someplace in this area,
And they complain if I talk about this horrible pizza
During the show.

Come out here, to Californy,
Just to find me some pretty girls . . .

Wanna love 'em all, wanna love 'em dearly.
Wanna a jellyfish, I'll even pay.
I'll buy 'em furs, I'll buy 'em pizza,
I know they like me, here's what I'll say . . .

(Nan-nan-nan-nan-nan, do-do-do-do-do)

When I get off, I get plastered.
I swim till I fall on the jellyfish.
Then I find me some academic kind of illustrator,
I describe the little dangling utensils on this thing,
And tell him to draw it up
So it looks just like a brand new jellyfish.

I fuss an' I cuss and I keep on swimmin',
Till my snorkel puffs up an' turns red.
I drool on my shorts,
I do some water sports,
Then I take the jellyfish back to my house
And stick it in the bed!
Sorta . . .

(Stick it again in the bed!)

That's right!

(Stick it again in the bed!)"

[Lyrics transcribed by the author, with help from St. Alphonzo's Pancake Homepage , which was, or is, at http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/]

("The second line of the song 'but my friends, they call me Do' is there just for poetical reasons, nobody calls me Do."
[email to the author]

Needless to say, the above-mentioned has nothing to do with Nando's known habits: in the normal fashion of these improvisations, it just fits in with the original lyrics. Sorta.

(e.g. "Stick it again in the bed," instead of "Kick him again in the head.")

On the subject of this performance, incidentally, Mike Keneally writes on his web page:

"My personal favorite MK contribution to a Zappa CD occurs in Lonesome Cowboy Nando, when I attempt to cram the line 'I describe the little dangling utensils on this thing and tell him to draw it up so that it looks just like a brand new jellyfish' into the same space where I would normally say 'stomp in his face so he don't move no more.' The first time I listened to this song with Frank, he applauded me after that section. One o' them priceless moments."
[Quoted by Francesco Gentile in "Notes & Comments" on Vladimir Soletov's Arf website, which was at http://arf.kpbank.ru/])

"The day after the Genova concert (he [FZ] called it the 'jellyfish concert') I went to see him at the Hotel Splendido, at Portofino. He was grinning under his mustache (if you get what I mean) and he asked me if I liked the surprise he made for me. What do you say to FZ after he dedicated his last concert to you? He told me about his problems with the band, and that he would have to stop touring." [email to Onno Gross]

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As well as sending the information to Frank, Nando wrote the story of the jellyfish for the fanzine Debra Kadabra, [Issues 14/15, published by the Italian FZ Research Kitchen], and sent an 'album' of material to Joe Black at Rykodisc. The phrase "Here's your jelly, Frank," was written on the top by Nando.

This may have been common knowledge in the world of Marine Biology, but it was due to David Ocker that most of us became aware of the new 'jelly', as Nando - and, I presume, those in the Marine Biology business - call a jellyfish. Now you can be part of the 'in-crowd' and do the same!

It was at the time of the first Yellow Shark rehearsals in around 1991, that David and his wife visited Frank at home and saw a small frame sitting on the downstairs fireplace mantle. It was a biological description of the new species which Nando had sent to Frank.

Some time later - prompted by discussion in alt.fan.frank-zappa of the asteroid Zappafrank - David posted the story:

"It is sad for me to remember all these things. Whenever I go to the US I feel something missing. It was a ritual to go to LA and see Frank, and he was simple, yes, simple is the right word. We used to sit in his working room and he was excited to make me listen to his last things. He was really interested to see my reaction (he had nothing to expect from me, no positive critics or the like).

This happened every time, since the very first encounter. I remember being in the UMRK and he entered the room with a cup of coffee in his hand, willing to see the jellyfish and anxious, after having seen my show, to set up his. Movies, new songs, a recording session, scores. As I said, he was like a boy showing his toys to a friend who came over for a visit. I never met anybody like FZ."
[Nando Boero, email to author]