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CUNNING PROFILES
RICHMO CUSTOM DRUMS, PAISTE CYMBALS. SMELLS OF TREE BARK. CLAIMS TO BE A DISTANT RELATIVE OF THE KING OF THE JUMBLIES. COLLECTS BIKE SEATS. OWNS FOUR BOOKS ABOUT SEAHORSES.
FENDER TELECASTER GUITARS, MARSHALL & TRACE ELLIOT AMPS. MAKES ALL HIS OWN DRESSES. KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT SHARK FISHING. VERY GOOD AT PLATE SPINNING. WASHES REGULARLY.
LINE 6, ARIA GUITARS, LINE 6 AMPS. HAS DIFFICULTY IN PUTTING ON A HAT. LAST YEAR CAME SECOND IN A TOM CRUISE LOOKALIKE CONTEST ( COLOURED GUY WON IT ). KEEN GLAZIER. ONCE HAD A TRIAL.
FENDER JAZZ BASSES, HARTKE AMPLIFICATION. LIKES FILMS WITH GLADIATORS IN THEM. MAKES A MEAN SPONGE CAKE. AVID ADMIRER OF STATUES. HAS SOME PHOTOS OF CRUNCHIES.
AND WHAT THEY SAID
NEVER SEEN THEM (S. WONDER, U.S.A) NICE VAN (D. BRYAN, AMAZING SPACE FROGS) CUNNING WHO ? (D. MACKEN, BEER PIGS) THEY MAKE THE GOLDIE LOOKING CHAIN LOOK LIKE CHAVS (KEITH OBVIOUS) NOT MY CUP OF TEA (ERIC TETLEY) GRRREATT (LOUIS BALFORT) WE THINK THEY LOOK GOOD IN TIGHT SKIRTS - WELL, JONNO & SCONO ANYWAY (LOUISE & CARL GARRETT, GROSMONT) BEST BAND I HAVE EVER SEEN (CLAGAS MAM) THEY REAP WHAT THEY SOW (COUNTRY GENTLEMENS TRACTOR MONTHLY) YOU WONT CATCH ME WITH ME TROUSERS (JONNO) GREAT TRIO (S. HOGGETT - ALLEGEDLY- AMAZING SPACE FROGS) HERE, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM ? (A. ATKINSON) I DIDNT GET WHERE I AM (MACCA) THEY ARE REBELS WITHOUT APPLAUSE (J. DEAN) IM LEARNING TO FLY ( T. PETTY ) I SAY ! ( L. PHILIPS OR POSSIBLY FOGHORN LEGHORN ) CHECK OUT ME NEW GADGET ( CLAGA )
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