- I hate arrogant people except myself
- Runaway brain - never come back
- Central America is not in Brazil
- I'll tell you everything you know
- his hair is shaven bald
- Even this night will end one day
- opponent is prune, sorry, prone (Shadowrun Modifiers)
- the thick is book enough
- ... with his sniper magic (Tremere) [this is actually not a
real quote. The player (German) tried to translate Hedge Magic
and came up with "Heckenschuetzenmagie" in German.
"Hecke" means hedge, "Heckenschuetze" is the
proper translation for sniper, a "shooter behind a
hedge"]
- the traces disappeared without a trace (Scout)
- I hit him protectively
- the white man with an old beard, ... er
- on a plain plain
- OOC: Make an Etiquette roll, you idiot!
- cop fiverpieces, er, five copperpieces
- OOC: Who told you to put the teapot in my dice pool? (Player
puts pot on table between dice)
- This Katana cost $ 3,000 and now it doesn't hit!
- Vampire 1: I have to conduct some scientific research. Vampire
2: What? Now? In the middle of the night?
- this obvious doctor
- Earthdawn: Were the Orcs normal? - As normal as Orcs can be
- Harold Johnson (Dragonlance 5th Age) at EuroGenCon 96:
The Sword of Smith to kill the Super Dwarf (talking about magic
weapons in AD&D)
- Shadowrun: Mage who was recovering from a Mana Bolt: I need
something for my headache -- Shaman who had been shot in the
face: I need something for my faceache.
- The agitator is agitated
- Earthdawn: I won't burn Karma for rats! (the rats were pretty
big, though)
- ED: Orks are born naturally wise
- I wank him over the head -- GM: Yuck! -- I mean, whack him over
the head
- ED: I don't know if I like DIS place
- ED: Why don't we just quit meeting people? (Human Swordmaster
after the party had run into several traps in a row)
- OOC: You foul fiend! [the GM's little son threw a player's dice
from the table]
- GM: Make a perception chest, ... test, ... check, whatever,
roll yer dice
- GM: Don't forget the pent tegs. Player: Pentex? GM: I mean,
tent pegs
- ED: The Obsidiman sings along in a gravelly voice
- ED: "Here's one I prepared earlier!" - magician
casting a spell which was stored in a spell box
- That sucketh!
- GM: You've got a David-Lynch-type head wound
- In a Mage: Sorceror's Crusade (Order of Reason) game: GM as
guard: Password? Celestial Master: Vorsprung durch
Technik!
The following quotes were submitted by Roger Burton West:
NPC: These are maps of the planets.
Dumb PC: But everyone knows the world is flat!
Smarter PC: Yes, and so are the maps.
Player: Take a look inside the box.
GM: It won't open. It's a very magical box which won't open until
the GM has decided what's inside it.
Reporter PC: I'll try to interview them while they're
interrogating me.GM: Roll as many dice as you like. Just tell me
which one's your Body save.
PC: You fall over when he shoots you and I'll shoot him back.
PC: I'll get the implanted cellphone. With an answering machine
for when I'm out of my head.
PC: You greasy biker harlot!
Other PC: Excuse me, I'm not greasy.
GM: Their descendants moved here about a century ago.
GM: You see a glass sphere, five feet square.
PC: We're mysterious benefactors of no fixed abode.
NPC: Good evening. I say good evening, for this is to be the dawn
of your life. Er.
PC: The business with the garlic, holy water and rowan-wood
stakes was entirely a misunderstanding, milady.
PC: Pest exterminators, ma'am. Someone told us this house was
infested with Yakuza.
PC: Once we fireball the place, no-one will know it wasn't us.
PC: Please remain calm. There's no cause for alarm. There is
cause to be nervous, and he's one of them.
GM: He has to keep the ancestral sword so that his family doesn't
lose its dishonour.
PC: Once I'm unconscious, I count as a damsel in distress.
PC: You can't throw us out of this coffee bar! It's our secret
headquarters!
GM: These are characters, Mike, not hit points.
And, of course:
Player: Seduction counts as a pickup skill.
Thanks a lot, Roger!
If you happen to have a similar list, mail me, I'll incorporate the quotes in my list.
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