Assistant to Editor/Feature writer and chief catsbody

hanks a bunch cat now I`ll never get a date. ( ha! Ha!-ED)

ur asst Ed as a kitten on a day trip to Scarborough in 1966.-ED

Anyhow this site will feature various human and cat comment on a wide range of Doors ( or not ) subjects drifting off on both sensible and barmy tangents as the mood takes us.                                                                Hopefully we can maintain your interest but as the editor is a dead ginger tom cat haunting my PC I can`t guarantee the sanity of the site.-Ast ED.

Who the hell is

Scorpywag?

lex Patton got into The Doors in 1968 at the age of 12 when he heard "Hello I love you" on radio Luxembourg.                       32 years later still Doors daft but has less sense/more money.                       Works as a civil engineer on site which basically means he gets covered in crap a lot and is threatened now and then by large men with shovels and Irish accents.                                                 Born and bred in Stockton on Tees a quaint little market

town on the N.E coast of England. (very cold and pisses

down a lot). Fave bands The Doors, Blue Oyster Cult, U2

and Lindisfarne.( among a couple of hundred others, visit

the rest of the site for details) Hates The Beatles (over rated bollocks) and The Stones (ditto). Spent 3 years living in Croydon where he  drank a lot ,smoked a lot of strange

tasting cigarettes and met some weird but very nice people. Moved back to Teesside 1992 and been stuck here ever since.

Favourite book Little Women by Louisa May Alcott. Fave actress the lovely Winona Ryder. Fave actor James Woods  Hates any film with Jim Carrey or Gwyneth Paltry (sic).                                                       For any Doors babes still reading this drivel he's 5` 6" with dark hair, greeny /brown eyes,nice smile,good sense of humour and dreamy good looks (ha!ha!-ED) Bugger off Muttley.

Note for non Teessiders we here on Teesside are not Geordies ,we don`t talk like Geordies , think like Geordies or act like Geordies.

OK we get drunk a lot and support crap football teams but that aside

we are not flaming Geordies.

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