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For those insane enough to care Scorpywag is made up of Scorpion B.W. Patton who edits this drivel and his erstwhile catsbody Alex Patton who looks after such mundane tasks as turning the computer on and off and cleaning out the cat-lit tray. ----Still interested -read on for a more in depth but mercifully brief introduction to the Scorpywag team |
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SCORPYWAG EDITOR AND CERYS MATTHEWS PUSSY IN AN INTIMATE MOMENT AT WEBSITE HEAD OFFICE. |
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Editor/Feature writer/Ghost writer in the sky |
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Alex next. |
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Who the hell is Scorpywag? |
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corpion Biggle Wagon Patton was named after a well known German rock band and given the rest as a nickname by his mum Deborah (why?-I haven`t got a bleeding clue and I was married to the mad cow for ten years-Asst ED) He went on to become a much loved member of the Patton household before his sad passing to that great cat basket in the sky. Years went by Deborah dumped Alex for a younger model and Scorpion took up residence in Alex`s new computer and so Scorpywag was born. (tell `em how cool I am -ED) Can it ginger!. Green eyed, sleek furred and orange Scorpy stands about a foot tall in his bare feet ( and is as cool as fu) Not a chance bozo! Anyway Scorpy is a ghost around town (Thornaby what a shi-) We get the picture! He likes eating , sleeping and annoying Alex. His fave bands are The Doors, Catatonia and Krazy Kat (an offshoot of 70`s rockers Capability Brown.) Fave food Whiskas, spaghetti and sparrows. Hates anything to do with dogs Pavlov`s Dog ,3 Dog Night, Bonzo Dog and The Spice Girls. Big ambition is to meet Cerys Matthews pussy.( you just made that up you bastard -ED) sod off fleabag! |
