Just Some Fun... No offence meant to anyone

And God created Scotland

In the beginning when God was creating the world, He was sitting on a cloud,
telling his pal Archangel Gabriel what he planned for Scotland.

"Gabby says he I'm going to give this place high majestic mountains, purple glens,
soaring eagles, streams laden with salmon, golden fields of barley from which a whisky coloured nectar can be made, green, lush and spectacular golf courses, oil under the sea, gas, ..."

"Hold on! Hold on!" interjected the bold Gabriel.
"Are you not being too generous to these Scots"



"Not really, wait till you see the neighbours I'm giving them.!!!