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OPM - Heaven Is A Halfpipe

Heaven Is A Halfpipe

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth
I canít do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now Heaven would be a DJ
Spinniní dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickiní
Back with Jesus packing my (bong)
And if you donít believe in Jesus
Then Muhammed or Buddha too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth
I canít do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of Heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And thereís a sign that says
"Do not skate"
So if you wanna come to my Heaven
Well we all gonna have a ball
And every one you know is welcome
'Cos we got no gates or walls

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth
I canít do
Without the man with it

Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that
Iíd been calliní fate
Iím sorry friend you canít come in
You got a list here that doesnít end
Youíre mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teachiní any classes in how to cope
Iíll find a place to rest my head
Iíd rather be alone now that Iím dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in Ď87
Weíll be bustiní Christ airs until we get to Heaven
Think I really care that I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
Iím gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out 'cos I got the skills
Gonna twist out 'cos I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills

Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth
I canít do jack
Without the man upon my back

(Heaven is a halfpipe)
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cos right now on Earth
I canít do
Without the man with it

If I die before I wake
(If I die before I wake)
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth
I canít do
('Cos right now on Earth I canít do)
Without the man with it

Method air judo air
I donít care no
I donít care
I donít care
I donít care

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cos right now on Earth
I canít do
Without the man with it

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