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Headphones
is fine Headphones is fine All well and good and all
that But it’s late A little tiddly I want To join in To sing in harmony Or something Why can’t we have a head set That doesn’t wake up the rest The others, bless em Who would rather sleep Than have me sing along I need a head set No, they need a head set With a gob bit So I can sing And no one hears it Maybe best to make it So I can’t either (Cos that’s the present head
sets benefit) Give me a gob bit All My Life If that is what you’re
wanting You have come to the wrong
something You simply will keep looking Cos that’s what I’ve been
fighting That’s what I’ve been
fighting No that’s what I’ve been
fighting All my life Don’t tell me No don’t tell me That you listened You have heard me You see what is so missing You can make mistakes out All of the mistakes out And you’d like to settle me
now How I can do it right If that is what you’re
wanting You have come to the wrong
something You simply will keep looking Cos that’s what I’ve been
fighting That’s what I’ve been
fighting No that’s what I’ve been
fighting All my life You have your certain
knowledge And expect a special
privilege Of having it repeated All the fleeting poise the
withered That you think Are safe delivered In predictable and poised Correct by personal choice In the things you want to
hear In the things you need to
hear In the thoughts you need
right here In tonight If that is what you’re
wanting You have come to the wrong
something You simply will keep looking Cos that’s what I’ve been
fighting That’s what I’ve been
fighting No that’s what I’ve been
fighting All my life A Country Song (Or two) Aint got long Ask what we’r here for Aint got long Then we’ll be dead Went
up to heaven To take a quick look see They looked at me But nothing was said Aint
got long Ask what we’r here for Aint got long Then we’ll be dead Aint
no such place So said the angels You can go there – but It’s just in your head Aint
got long Ask what we’r here for Aint got long Then we’ll be dead Went
to look at hell Didn’t take too long Recognised the devil And he wasn’t all red Aint
got long Ask what we’r here for Aint got long Then we’ll be dead Might
manage ten Or maybe a ten times Might be finished Or only half way Aint
got long Ask what we’r here for Aint got long Then we’ll be dead Only
got now And maybe a bit more If I go really wild I might die in bed Aint
got long Ask what we’r here for Aint got long Then we’ll be dead Aint all that bad livin in
the country All the country people are
all kinda nice Aint all that bad livin in
the country All the country people are
all kinda nice Daddy was a baddun used to
beat us with a spanner Started off 17, only me left Daddy he died, all kinda
sudden There was only me lookin and
nobody wept Chorus Mamma was as bad, she was
just about crazy Beat us with a pick axe once
or twice ‘Not that bad, least she
wasn’t lazy She was kinda vicious, but
her cookin was nice Aint all that bad livin in
the country All the country people are
all kinda nice Ma brother ran away, but he
didn’t get too far All that bleedin kinda leaves
a trail Pappa found out, sent uncle
bob forim I’ve seen ma brother but he’s
kinda impaled Chorus All the country people are
all like family All know each other cos
they’re always in bed All that murders kinda left
me lonely Aint got a sister, so I’ll
never be wed Chorus Had a meal at home once,
wasn’t all pork fat Livin on grissle aint as bad
as it seems Once met some city folk, put
em in a big pie Go down well if you have em
with green Chorus Say
howdi folks, don’t look at me sideways Getta long cowboy, won’t tell
you twice Say howdi folks, don’t look
at me sideways Getta long cowboy, ah just
told you twice Aint
all that bad livin in the country All the country people are
all kinda nice Aint all that bad livin in
the country All the country people are
all kinda nice |
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