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Privilege? What Privilege?

It was recently proposed that members of the European parliamentary apparatus be given Diplomatic Immunity. A reasonable request, except that this came as an order from Brussels, so, as usual, was rubber-stamped through the House of Commons.

The problem is that this came with extras. Not only are those who work for the European Parliament immune from prosecution for anything, but so are their family members.

Now I have no idea whether this is standard for Diplomatic Corps, but would YOU really want the offspring of some jumped-up civil servant getting off a criminal offence simply because Daddy works for Brussels? It's bad enough when our royal family members do it.

However, It's worse than that, because this law doesn't say where the family ends. And it was delightfully obscure about exactly who had Carte Blanche to commit whatever crimes they like throughout Europe.

So our trusty eurosceptics in the House of Lords were left to do the digging. Glad to see somebody is working in Whitehall.

So if you work for...


the European Parliament

the European Council

the European Commission

the European Court of Justice

the European Court of Auditors

the European Central Bank

the European Monetary Institute

the European Investment Bank

the Agency for the Management of Operational Co-operation and the External Borders

the EU's Community Plant Variety Office

the European Agency for Safety and Health at Work

the European Aviation Safety Authority

the European Centre for the Development of Vocational Training

the European Environment Agency

the European Food Safety Authority

the European Foundation for the Improvement of Living and Working Conditions

the European Maritime Safety Authority

the European Agency for the Evaluation of Medicinal Products

the European Monitoring Centre for Drugs and Drug Addiction

the European Monitoring Centre for Racism and Xenophobia

the European Network and Information Security Agency

the European Railways Agency

the European Reconstruction Agency

the European Training Foundation

the Office for Harmonisation in the Internal Market (Trade Marks and Designs)

the Translation Centre for the Bodies of the EU.


...then by Golly, you have it made... get the kids out robbing the local store; let Granny park where she likes...blag your own discounts...never pay credit card debts... look the local EuroPolice in the eye and dare them to prosecute...


Hang on a minute... didn't the Worker's Paradise come up with this scheme before?


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