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Thought of the day
I have stumbled across all of these quotes, sayings, and thoughts on the internet.
| If you chase two rabbits, you lose them both |
| There's no place like 127.0.0.1 |
| The Nice Thing About Standards Is That There Are So Many To Choose From |
| "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler." - Albert Einstein |
| A closed mouth gathers no foot. |
| There are 10 different kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't. |
| When all else fails, just burn it! |
| Computer says no |
| The frog does not drink up the pond in which it lives |
| A stumble may prevent a fall |
| At the end of the day, it gets dark |
| Progress might have been alright once, but its gone on too long |
| Life is too short to have thoughts, too long to get married and too tiring to have an affair. |
| "the things you own end up owning you" |
| "You have to be 100% behind someone before you can truly stab them in the back." |
| The surest sign that there is intellegent life in the universe is that they haven't contacted us yet. |
| If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? |
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? |
| Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly." |
| Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. |
| According to the human genome project, humans are 50-60% bananas. |
| When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? |
| Real life should have a ####ing search function, or something. I need my socks. |
| The canned laughter you hear in sitcoms was recorded in the 40's and 50's so when you hear canned laughter in sitcoms it is actually the laughter of dead people. |
| Consciousness is probably lost within 2-3 seconds, due to a rapid fall
of intracranial perfusion of blood" (blood supply to the brain). It has often been reported that the eyes and mouths of people beheaded have shown signs of movement. It has been calculated that the human brain has enough oxygen stored for metabolism to persist about seven seconds after the head is cut off. |
| The reason I know I am God is because one day as I was praying, I realized I was talking to myself. |
| I think it boils down to do you want to be frustrated for years and wind up devorced or do you just want to make a quick conversion of your crummy VHS collection. |
| "If you push something hard enough, it will fall over" (Fudd's Third Law of Opposition) |
| There Is An Island Of Opportunity In The Middle of Every Difficulty. Miss That, Though, And You're Pretty Much Doomed. |
| Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad! |
| Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
| Abandon Hope, All Ye Who PRESS ENTER Here |
| Go ahead and do it, it is easier to apologize than to get permission |
| It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature. |
| if you were the lead singer of your favourite band then it would be great, because you could sing to yourself. |
| Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine |
| Mordekainen's Magical Compendum of Deep Thought (I stole these from TOME, they are very funny). |
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Last Updated Sunday, February 24, 2008 |
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